Tuesday, December 11, 2012


Okay. I'm gonna turn away from depressing myself over the backyard. Let's go inside, shall we? This house had ZERO insulation since the 1950's. Well, no self respecting homeowner would try to kill the Earth, would they? Heck no! You fill every nook and cranny until not a whisper of wind can get in. $30,000? No problem. Whatever it takes to save $14.62 a month on utility bills. It'll only take you like 2000 years to make that money back. Forget about the bulbs. Mice don't use those for nests. Insulation is where it's at, right? Well, blow in insulation seems to be all the rage so I decided in doing it to see how it compared to the batt insulation I used in the living room. It's not as cheap but it beats itching for a week after installing. Mind you, this is when the money waterfall was flowing for me. Easy test: get the bedroom walls done and see how it works.
I thought it all worked well. They came and did it while I was at work and the entire site was spotless when I got home. It's like I hardly knew they were there save for the glue marks on the siding outside. Pretty professional!
Unfortunately, this tale takes a sad turn. Years later I get a home energy analysis. They busted out the near infrared camera. Suffice to say. They missed some spots. The warmer spots tend more towards the red. The colder spots are blue. Yeah. They missed a cavity and above the windows. Time to call the company.....
Does anyone ever read this? I've never gotten a single comment yet have had people get up in arms because I don't update enough.




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Monday, November 12, 2012


So this is a follow up based on my saying the backyard is jacked. So when the house was appraised and inspected they determined that the oil tank buried in the backyard was leaking. Therefore it was now under process to have that removed. This all fell on the owners but it ruined the backyard for me. What was once a nice flat area of grass became a sandy pit of despair and sandworms. Therefore I never go out there at night.

Before:


After:

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Monday, October 15, 2012


Sometimes people put things in out of necessity. I have learned that this monstrosity that was in the backyard was due to the previous owner winning an RV in the 1970's. Thus, the need for an RV cover in the backyard. Well, eventually there was no RV there anymore. That didn't matter. He still didn't bring down this marvel of engineering. So......I did.
I took this down by myself without any proper tools. What was a rickety contraption of a shelter was actually stable up top. Scary because the legs swung freely on more than half of the structure. I was scared that thing would collapse if somebody was in my yard. Thus, I tore this sucker out. I swear...I've ruined this backyard but THIS was one improvement.

From this:



To This:


Finally to this:



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Saturday, November 5, 2011


So, in my last post, I mentioned the door chime. Remember where it used to be? It was right next to the door.

Well the box idea came in and that all changed. It was now going to go around the corner in the "dining area". So, when I removed it I didn't pay much mind to wiring or how it was connected(really, who does?) so I was left to my own devices. That said, I decided it would be nice to extend the wires and make sure things were set up for the future. So, I tested things and got things working again. Added the wire and then stapled everything into place.
When I finally finished getting the boxes in, I went to wire it back up and *SURPRISE!* it wouldn't do a thing. Tons of testing, no real instructions(they had been painted over by the previous owner), and no real doorbell. I had my electrician buddy come over and we thought we had finally figured out what was what. Cool, right? I believe during all the testing that we may have fried out the motors to the lovely old bell that I had. When I finally got it up and ready to go again, it just didn't have the oomph. Well, now what? I found a guy in Eureka who rebuilds chimes and sells them or you can send him yours. I was pretty floored by the cost of the procedure. By the looks of my old Liberty bell, it wasn't an expensive chime and really wasn't worth it. I do love to reuse my originals in the house but I wasn't about to invest hundreds in a door chime when I'd never recoup such a cost. Sure, it's a great stylistic component of a house but it's not going to make or break someone's view of the house. 
I started looking on eBay and even found a cool clock chime that would have gone in a different part of the living room. But, when it arrived it was shaken up and things didn't work right. I returned that at a bit of a loss(the seller was really nice) and was back at square one. I continued my quest but I finally found a new doorbell that I felt would work well in the area. I've since learned that long bell chimes really aren't made anymore but by custom makers and that most newer bells are electronic and pretty lame. I found this nice sunburst one with dark brass chimes and it its simple two toned chime.
I'm ultimately satisfied after this whole debacle. I've learned two major lessons: ALWAYS mark and remember how something was hooked up and always be prepared to go back to the drawing board.


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Monday, October 31, 2011


Okay okay. So, these little shelves I thought were going to be so ingenious, so life saving, so helpful.....yeah. They turned into a pain in the ass. It was where they interfaced with the wall. There were gaps all around.


At first, I thought "Yeah, I'll just trim them off and they'll go with the windows." Well, the bottom portion to the bottom shelf was about 1/4" above the trim. Wasn't gonna work. So, I left that off. But, I had my impending first party coming up and had to do something. So, trim it was!
I put the trim up and made it look decent. Every single time I looked at it though something was just off. Something just wasn't right.
See how proud I was of my crappy design that the only picture I have was when I was taking a picture of my bike. My bike with a flat tire! So, I had put this trim around but it just didn't seem too period correct for what I was trying to achieve. Well, after all my experiments with drywall, I decided it would be fun to do a fine tune nightmare of outside corners! FUN!
So, I ripped off the molding about five months later and proceeded to start a one month project of nitpicking and near perfection. I say near perfection because I'm still not entirely happy with it. That said, I did a pretty good job as leveling outside corners is one of the trickiest things ever. Especially when you don't have texture and can't use metal edges. Still, I'm gonna have to do some geneaology studies because there has to be some Mexican in me somewhere.



Of course my first time drywalling the living room, I didn't do a great job creating even walls on the original corners so I had to fill in a ton and even the walls out. That's what took so long. Sometimes I rue my work ethic with perfectionism because it always comes out half assed anyway. But, this is the end result at this point. I'll go back and make it better.
So, when I moved all this stuff around, it shifted the doorbell. That will be the next post.....

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Monday, September 12, 2011


Oh yes. I was at the point of doing things sanding wise in the livingroom, was I not?
I realized, when I had torn things out, that I had some hidden cavities in my livingroom
that were not being used. I noticed three things:

1. My mailslot fed directly into the house. This welcomed in the cold air during the fallwinterspring we have here in Oregon. Not good.

2. In front of that was, effectively, a hidden closet. This could all be rearranged by moving the doorbell around the corner and now having deep shelving space for things such as books or to make displays!

3. On the other side of the front door was another empty space. Since I want to run ductwork upstairs in case I get a new furnace, this emerged as the most viable candidate.

Well, I'm certainly no finish carpenter by any means. I'm not even a half finish carpenter. I'm barely a start carpenter. So I called on my buddy Michael Mouton to build me some custom shelving for my newly found space. He made me two deep shelf units as well as a nice box for the door chime. The door chime was going to move around the corner. Of course, I labeled nothing and this would come back to bite me.
So, this was with the drywall done:
Corners finally done, I could prime and paint. Yay. This is after paint was laid down:
Still not sure if it passed the Kurtis Blow color taste test.
At least I had the shelves and had them installed. Insulation in and shelving in, it sure changed quite a bit of the look in the front room. I now had some good shelving for books, bric a brac and shoes. All painted and ready for a project that turned into more than I intended(drywalling off these edges to be flat):
More to come.

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Saturday, September 10, 2011


I must say I am lucky to have ended up where I have landed. I bought in a neighborhood that is relatively non-descript by Portland standards. I have to say though that it's a little gem of a neighborhood. I don't say this because the houses are pristine and everyone has a green lawn and perfect rock paths. I say this because I know my neighbors and they know me. We all know names and kids and projects we're all working on. I get neighborhood history from the elders around me and know that we are making our own history while we're doing our projects. We help each other and offer assistance when we can.

How about you? Are you more of a community or are you insular within your neighborhood?

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